Sunday, January 28, 2007
Weird weekend
Had an unexpected contact from one of my exes last night. Not the good one, sadly. The crazy one. He seems to have my email address in his batch list for spammin', probably ganked from his sister's mass forward list. Anyway, he kindly invited me to join his new Satanist group on Yahoo.
That's my ex, the Neo-Confederate Satanist pirate.
Let's see, what else is weird? Souvenir has been having spells of traipsing through the house, calling melodiously for imaginary girlfriends. With none available, he works out his confused feelings by getting feisty with Mr. Handy (ow), and trying to get it on with the two spayed granny cats and even his cat-sister, Climber the dog. He drew the line at being humped by Cowboy the dog, though. I'm not sure if Cowboy thinks Souvy suddenly smells much more interesting or was just trying to dominate him because he's been being so wild.
In any case, Souvenir has an appointment with Dr. Eaton on Tuesday, where they will remove the one visible testicle and have a look-around to see if they can spot the shy one.
Now I'm going to go collect up all my weird trash for Free Dump Day.
That's my ex, the Neo-Confederate Satanist pirate.
Let's see, what else is weird? Souvenir has been having spells of traipsing through the house, calling melodiously for imaginary girlfriends. With none available, he works out his confused feelings by getting feisty with Mr. Handy (ow), and trying to get it on with the two spayed granny cats and even his cat-sister, Climber the dog. He drew the line at being humped by Cowboy the dog, though. I'm not sure if Cowboy thinks Souvy suddenly smells much more interesting or was just trying to dominate him because he's been being so wild.
In any case, Souvenir has an appointment with Dr. Eaton on Tuesday, where they will remove the one visible testicle and have a look-around to see if they can spot the shy one.
Now I'm going to go collect up all my weird trash for Free Dump Day.
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