Sunday, October 30, 2005
Pretty good one
Osama bin Laden dies and starts for Heaven. As he approaches the pearly
gates, George Washington dashes out and starts beating him severely with
his cane. Then Thomas Jefferson runs out and starts kicking him and beating
on him, soon followed by Patrick Henry, Robert E. Lee, and a host of others.
When they finish and go back inside the gates, he's lying there dazed and
in extreme pain, bleeding all over. Finally an angel comes out. "This
isn't what I was expecting when I got to Heaven," Osama says.
The angel replies: "Didn't we tell you when you got to Heaven you'd be met
by 75 Virginians?"
gates, George Washington dashes out and starts beating him severely with
his cane. Then Thomas Jefferson runs out and starts kicking him and beating
on him, soon followed by Patrick Henry, Robert E. Lee, and a host of others.
When they finish and go back inside the gates, he's lying there dazed and
in extreme pain, bleeding all over. Finally an angel comes out. "This
isn't what I was expecting when I got to Heaven," Osama says.
The angel replies: "Didn't we tell you when you got to Heaven you'd be met
by 75 Virginians?"
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