Thursday, October 06, 2005
But what about MYYYY needs???
Another one of those fun Google memes!
Type your name and the word 'needs' into the Google search box. I put mine in quotes, "Susan needs" because there are so darn many Susan's out there. Also, most of them have very boring needs, so instead of just taking the first 10, I took the first 10 that amused me.
Susan needs all your love and money. (Yes, I do. This one is 100% correct.)
Susan needs a lip. (Uhhhh...actually, pretty much okay in this department. Thanks away.)
Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack. (Maybe I should just accept the lip and quit while I can?)
Susan needs opportunities to practice literate speech. (Especially if it will help get me love and money.)
Susan needs to "get off her butt and do more housework." (Shyeah, like THIS one's going to happen!)
Susan needs lots of warmth, consistency, and limit setting. She enjoys physical affection and wants her own share of attention. (Sounds good, except for the limit setting part.)
Susan needs to wear a bra. (Oh, maybe that's what they meant!)
Susan needs to develop a strategy for the safe enjoyment of some of the more
extreme forms of pleasure. (There's supposed to be a strategy??)
Susan needs a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches that, nevertheless, exemplify her willingness to step off the cliff of safety. (I am beginning to think there are actually Susan's more reckless and impulsive than me....)
As Beethoven needed to compose, Susan needs to pant. (Typo in the found material, not made by me. I liked that my need to pant was recognized, even accidentally.)
Susan needs to succeed in the face of and despite this madness. (Absolutely.)
Type your name and the word 'needs' into the Google search box. I put mine in quotes, "Susan needs" because there are so darn many Susan's out there. Also, most of them have very boring needs, so instead of just taking the first 10, I took the first 10 that amused me.
Susan needs all your love and money. (Yes, I do. This one is 100% correct.)
Susan needs a lip. (Uhhhh...actually, pretty much okay in this department. Thanks away.)
Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack. (Maybe I should just accept the lip and quit while I can?)
Susan needs opportunities to practice literate speech. (Especially if it will help get me love and money.)
Susan needs to "get off her butt and do more housework." (Shyeah, like THIS one's going to happen!)
Susan needs lots of warmth, consistency, and limit setting. She enjoys physical affection and wants her own share of attention. (Sounds good, except for the limit setting part.)
Susan needs to wear a bra. (Oh, maybe that's what they meant!)
Susan needs to develop a strategy for the safe enjoyment of some of the more
extreme forms of pleasure. (There's supposed to be a strategy??)
Susan needs a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches that, nevertheless, exemplify her willingness to step off the cliff of safety. (I am beginning to think there are actually Susan's more reckless and impulsive than me....)
As Beethoven needed to compose, Susan needs to pant. (Typo in the found material, not made by me. I liked that my need to pant was recognized, even accidentally.)
Susan needs to succeed in the face of and despite this madness. (Absolutely.)
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