Wednesday, December 01, 2004
What the heck, Wednesday already??
Three weeks of Christmas season left. I must Be Strong.
If only things would quit coming around using up my strength points.
Like Mike learning things. Did you know that it is actually not possible to open a can of refried beans by stabbing it with a steak knife? (In the wee hours of the morning when grown-ups are not around to help provide burritos.) Did you know that if you DO manage to make a few little holes and return the can to the cupboard upside-down, it will make its own little puddle of Bacteria Soup?
Like the front door knob just spontaneously going into permanent lock-down mode. Even after taking it apart and applying hammer therapy, the inner mechanism just stays bolted, requiring a duct tape enhancement to prevent the invasion of ice weasel breath.
Yes, my whole house IS held together with duct tape, why do you even bother to ask?
OK, back to wrapping packages AGAIN. STILL.
If only things would quit coming around using up my strength points.
Like Mike learning things. Did you know that it is actually not possible to open a can of refried beans by stabbing it with a steak knife? (In the wee hours of the morning when grown-ups are not around to help provide burritos.) Did you know that if you DO manage to make a few little holes and return the can to the cupboard upside-down, it will make its own little puddle of Bacteria Soup?
Like the front door knob just spontaneously going into permanent lock-down mode. Even after taking it apart and applying hammer therapy, the inner mechanism just stays bolted, requiring a duct tape enhancement to prevent the invasion of ice weasel breath.
Yes, my whole house IS held together with duct tape, why do you even bother to ask?
OK, back to wrapping packages AGAIN. STILL.
Comments:
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
