This is the story of Michael

Mike has gotten into a stage where he is performing experiments on everyday household objects. Knowing he is doing so to learn about his environment because he has reached that mental stage in his development does not quite offset my angst about pretty nearly every one ending in me screaming, "YAAAAAAA! MIKE, why did you DO that?!?!?"

Here's a little household tip. It's not a very good idea to put the toilet paper in the TOP tank for disposal.