Wednesday, October 20, 2004
If you find its outlet store, let me know
I subscribe to a mailing list called Top 5, where people contribute humorous ideas on topics of the day. They also have a list for Ruminations, which is kind of like Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. Just felt like sharing one:
The saleswoman at Macy's said they didn't have any
jeans that would make me 20 years younger, four
sizes smaller and four inches taller, with the butt
of J.Lo and the legs of Cindy Crawford. She was
nice enough, however, to refer me to a different
store. Now if I can just find this Lourdes place.
(Katherine Wertheim)
The saleswoman at Macy's said they didn't have any
jeans that would make me 20 years younger, four
sizes smaller and four inches taller, with the butt
of J.Lo and the legs of Cindy Crawford. She was
nice enough, however, to refer me to a different
store. Now if I can just find this Lourdes place.
(Katherine Wertheim)
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